BYOT (Bring Your Own Tea)

I can't tell you the countless Sunday afternoons I have spent alone with a kettle of tea and no one to share it with. Never has it occurred to me, until now, that a tea party works best with other people. So, maybe it's time for a legit tea party, but not just any tea party; I'm talking about the ultimate tea party. The only way to have an awesome tea party is to have an awesome guest list, and I think I've got one figured out.

1) Johnny Cash - This man has led one of the most incredible lives imaginable. The stories he would bring to the table would bring hours of entertainment and interest.

2)Walt Disney - He is one of the most creative minds of the 20th century. If there is any brain I'd like to pick at, it'd be his. With him around, who knows what the tea party would become?

3)The Dancing Bald Guy from the Six Flags Commercial - This man brings the party; you simply can't have a party without him.

4)Charlie Chaplin - If one is going to have a tea party, there has to be an English guy there to make it authentic. Charlie Chaplin is not only English, but highly entertaining.

5)The Mad Hatter - This guy is basically the legend of all tea parties. When I hear the phrase "tea party", he is the first thing to come to mind. It just wouldn't feel right without him.

6)Robin Williams - The most entertaining man on the face of the planet; there would never be a dull moment with him around.

7)Godzilla - Why not?

8)Laura Secord - Apparently I'm related to her, so this would be the perfect opportunity to meet her. Now, it's not just a tea party, but a "tea-family-reunion-party", even better.

9)Queen Elizabeth - It doesn't get much more elegant and royal than the Queen herself. I think it's a good idea to keep this party at least somewhat classy.

10)Mr. Bean - He may not say much, but does he even need to? With Mr. Bean on the scene, one can be sure something extraordinary will happen; I want this to be a memorable occasion.